Name: Helen MacIntyre
Occupation: Set Designer
Hometown: St. Albans
Current Location: Hackney
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Which animal are you and why? A donkey, because I carry stuff all the time. But someone told me I looked like a mere cat once.
Who’s your secret crush? Alistair Sooke, the lovely art critic off the TV. I’ve done my research and he is married, alas.
What song best summarises your current status? ‘Disney Girls‘, by the Beach Boys.
What makes you scream? Rubbing tiger balm on my eyelids.