James Read


Name: James Read
Occupation: Writer/photographer
Hometown: London, England
Current Location: Uzés, France
Astrological Sign: Libra
Who do you most admire and why? Dick Van Dyke. Great facial hair.
What keeps you awake at night? Avoiding nocturnal whisker/pillow collisions.
What’s the first thing that you think about in the morning? Whether it’s a Pinaud Clubman or a Dax day.
Name your guilty pleasures: See above oil-based stiffening agents.
What inspires you? The World Moustache Championships.
If you could do something else what would it be and why? Grow a beard to scare children.
In the future you would like to: Further follicular growth in an outward/upward trajectory.
What are you afraid of? Scissors in the night.
What is the most recent lie you told? I told a girl I was seven inches tip to tip (my moustache only measures five).
What is the most delisious thing you ate this week? Various ensnared crumbs.
What is surprising about you? I’ve never used extensions.

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