Name: Alyn Horton
Occupation: Creative jack-of-all-trades – predominantly PR, events, marketing, journalism, brand consultancy and collaboration, special projects and private dancing
Hometown: Merthyr Tydfil, South Wales
Current Location: Hackney, London
Astrological Sign: Leo (I’m not particularly Leo-like though)
Who is your celebrity dopple-ganger? Rodney from ‘Only Fools and Horses’
Describe something that has changed the way you view the world: My spectacles – an epiphany.
How do you fight the blues? Dirtily.
What song best describes your life? ‘Your good girl’s gonna go bad’ by Tammy Wynette.
How do you spend your time when you’re not working? Prostrate (for a numerous reasons).
Describe the person you love the most: Unreal.
What would you like to do before you die? It’s a very long list.
What is your life’s mantra? “Real life sucks losers dry, if you want to fuck with the eagles you’ve got to learn to fly” – Heather Chandler.
Describe your perfect day: Anything involving chocolate, Gossip Girl and as little movement as possible is pretty much perfect by me.