Name: Willem Jaspert
Current Location: London
Astrological Sign: Virgo
Who is your celebrity dopple-ganger? For some reason I keep getting called Morrissey.
Describe something that has changed the way you view the world: Getting older.
How do you fight the blues? Send in the reds.
How do you spend your time when you’re not working? The usual… Sleeping, eating, ****ing.
Describe the person you love the most: Perfect.
What would you like to do before you die? Live by the sea.
What is your life’s mantra? ‘It ain’t easy being cheesy.’
Describe your perfect day: Beach and sun. Only decision is what to eat.